What qualities do these pants have that make them so great? They're big, they're torn up, and they make my backside look flatter than a crepe. Despite this, time and time again, I slip them on and feel a sense of ease in my outfit, and consequently, my day. Sure, I'm wearing a somewhat sexy top, but in combination with the atrociousness happening from the waist down, I'm feeling balanced out -(sexy top versus man-repelling bottoms).
Other examples of "balancing" outfits deemed inappropriate by the infamous they I am constantly referring to:
- Throw a jacket over it. I did so when presenting my look to my father. This outfit is a far cry from daddy's little girl. Sorry dad, but nothing can keep me away from an off-the-shoulder-bohemian-babe-top.
- Alter it. I will be adding straps to this shirt for sure. I had friends on boob-alert all night, making sure everything looked as it should. The straps would have made things infinitely easier. When in doubt, think of the convenience that little alteration would have provided you with.
- Go with flats. Heels draw the eye's attention to the foot. Then, the eye slowly meets that hemline you're feeling self conscious about. Even if it's a little short, people are less inclined to notice when you have a flat shoe on.
- Invest in undergarments. Too much boob? Bra hanging out? Backless number? Things that shouldn't be moving are? Panty lines? There's a solution for it all at Victoria's Secret... the secret is out.
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